Elderly multigravida. Second or more pregnancy in a woman who will be 35 years of age or older at expected date of delivery."
If you are over 35 and pregnant, sneak a look at your chart sometime. You will see the word "elderly" on there. What? Elderly? Yep, in the world of obstetrics, once you reach the ripe old age of 35 you are elderly. Seeing that word is, disconcerting, upsetting, offensive, tear inducing. It's just a medical term but why the eff did they have to choose that one. Elderly!! WTF?
Is there some sort of AARP for Elderly pregnant women that enables us to get discounts?